Hi All;
Before posting anything new I want to make clear that when I refer to "my wife" in a poem, or joke, I am only referring to the GENERIC "wife" and not to Babi. I am sure you all know this, but, if a stranger picks up this Blog, they might get the wrong impression. (The fact that GENERIC and GERSTNER start with the same two letters is purely coincidental.
That being said, the following ditty came to me in a moment of creative madness. Of course I have told the joke many times before, but never in rhyme.
EVEN AFTER MANY YEARS OF MARRIAGE
MY WIFE AND I LIKE TO WALK ABOUT
AND THOUGH WE NO LONGER PUSH A CARRIAGE,
WE STILL HAVE MUCH TO TALK ABOUT
AND AS WE WALK I ALWAYS HOLD HER HAND
WHILE SHE TALKS AND TALKS, WITHOUT STOPPING
I DON'T DARE LET GO, YOU UNDERSTAND
CAUSE IF I DO, SHE'LL JUST GO SHOPPING
This is the end of that joke, set to rhyme.
But, another joke, also a rhyme, could fit right in:
MY CREDIT CARD WAS STOLEN, BUT I MUST CONFESS
I DIDN'T REPORT IT TO THE COPS
BECAUSE THE THIEF SPENDS MUCH , MUCH LESS
THAN MY WIFE DOES, WHEN SHE SHOPS
That's all for today. Love, Zaida
Before posting anything new I want to make clear that when I refer to "my wife" in a poem, or joke, I am only referring to the GENERIC "wife" and not to Babi. I am sure you all know this, but, if a stranger picks up this Blog, they might get the wrong impression. (The fact that GENERIC and GERSTNER start with the same two letters is purely coincidental.
That being said, the following ditty came to me in a moment of creative madness. Of course I have told the joke many times before, but never in rhyme.
EVEN AFTER MANY YEARS OF MARRIAGE
MY WIFE AND I LIKE TO WALK ABOUT
AND THOUGH WE NO LONGER PUSH A CARRIAGE,
WE STILL HAVE MUCH TO TALK ABOUT
AND AS WE WALK I ALWAYS HOLD HER HAND
WHILE SHE TALKS AND TALKS, WITHOUT STOPPING
I DON'T DARE LET GO, YOU UNDERSTAND
CAUSE IF I DO, SHE'LL JUST GO SHOPPING
This is the end of that joke, set to rhyme.
But, another joke, also a rhyme, could fit right in:
MY CREDIT CARD WAS STOLEN, BUT I MUST CONFESS
I DIDN'T REPORT IT TO THE COPS
BECAUSE THE THIEF SPENDS MUCH , MUCH LESS
THAN MY WIFE DOES, WHEN SHE SHOPS
That's all for today. Love, Zaida